Let’s just dive right in as there are certain declarations that have been ruminating through the brain for over a week and they clearly need exorcising…
1) Continue to strive for two showers a week. Continue to strive for two showers a week. Continue to strive for two showers a week.
2) Stop mumbling “I must remove this nail varnish from that break in August.”
3) While it may seem cost/time effective to just eat discarded food directly off the floor, you’re probably not saving on bin charges. STOP. EATING. FLOOR FOOD.
4) The exercise bike is still there. Under the coats.
5) Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself.
